deathxhound:

maledictusvitae:

"I devour only my fallen enemies, and lap up their blood as though it were wine!” Hes’ little tummy rumbled. “But burgers are good, too.”

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      “Sometimes I feel th’same way,
                   though kinda sounds tirin’ only eating fallen enemies — “

Another playful smile, before leading
the way to the nearest burger joint.

        “Perfect. I love burgers. Y’like the meat raw or cooked?
                    I kinda like’em both ways. Depends on my mood though.”

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"Cooked. I only eat raw meat when it’s still warm, you know, straight after killing whatever animal it came from." The shifter huffed. "This is so embarrassing. I’m supposed to be a lot bigger than this… If anyone asks about me, just tell ‘em I’m a sick baby alligator on its way to recovery or something…"

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deathxhound:

maledictusvitae:

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"Damn it, nobody was supposed to see me. This is not what I ordered… I mean, ROAR! I AM A FEARSOME LIZARD!"

   ”Yeah, really fearsome.”

A quiet little laugh as he tapped
the tiny creature’s nose.

              “Y’want something to eat?
                                                ————— do y’eat?”

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"I devour only my fallen enemies, and lap up their blood as though it were wine!” Hes’ little tummy rumbled. “But burgers are good, too.”

soviettrumpeter:

maledictusvitae:

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soviettrumpeter replied to your post “-Does a terrifying roar, and manages to scare off a cat- Hehe. Aw,…”

"….Holy fucking hell."

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The shifter poked its head out to briefly see who was talking, trying not to snigger, and give away its position. This is going great so far, just don’t let him see you. Anyone sees how small I am, and they’ll just laugh at me. I wish those bloody anons would get it right. I wanted to be huge, god damn it! Do I have to write it down? Hes roared again, glad that at least that was frightening enough.

The roar was ferocious, and he grabbed out a knife from his side pocket. He didn’t have a gun on him, but it wouldn’t be too hard to come across one. “Where are you? Show yourself, beast!”

The dog-sized lizard scurried into the woods near her home, roaring in the distance, and knocked a few trees down on her way back to Bucky, keeping up the illusion that she was huge.

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deathxhound replied to your post “-Does a terrifying roar, and manages to scare off a cat- Hehe. Aw,…”

"Never would’ve thought I’d come across somethin’ like you." Nolan blinked, peering down at the little creature.

"Damn it, nobody was supposed to see me. This is not what I ordered… I mean, ROAR! I AM A FEARSOME LIZARD!"

soviettrumpeter replied to your post “-Does a terrifying roar, and manages to scare off a cat- Hehe. Aw,…”

"….Holy fucking hell."

The shifter poked its head out to briefly see who was talking, trying not to snigger, and give away its position. This is going great so far, just don’t let him see you. Anyone sees how small I am, and they’ll just laugh at me. I wish those bloody anons would get it right. I wanted to be huge, god damn it! Do I have to write it down? Hes roared again, glad that at least that was frightening enough.

greyfacebob replied to your post “-Does a terrifying roar, and manages to scare off a cat- Hehe. Aw,…”

Fuck this shit! -A Bob sized hole in the horizon-

-Sniggers- Dumbass thinks I’m huge. Or maybe he knows I have atomic breath that’ll fry his ass if he gets too close. Either way. -The miniature beast roars again, keeping out of sight for the moment-

-Does a terrifying roar, and manages to scare off a cat- Hehe. Aw, yeah.

deathxhound replied to your post: anonymous said:M!A; Congratulatio…

// AHHHH YES OH MY GOD

[xD That was literally the first thing to spring to mind.]